car

i have a problem with my Car it has a noice when u press the gas PEddle.
Sometimes it looses power and want idol the mech say my pvc is pluged any 1
no what's wrong?
Also when I press the break petal it goes to far I try to install stero but
it just smokes could that be the breaks?
i went to scol but i didn't lern anythintg this why i write like this be
nice this my first post

 

I doubt you've graduated 6th grade. First things first: get a spellchecker,
or find a eleven year old to help you.
Your post is too painfull to finish reading.

 

"AZ Nomad" wrote

painful

;-)

 

A u r g h. One rule on Usenet is that if you're going to do a grammar flame,
then your own grammar and spelling must be perfect..

 

i Check my spelling. Why do i have a noice. My Car want idol.

Nobody here wants to help. This is sad

Nobody checked the message headers, either. This would give a clue as to
who really posted this joke. Fooled ya all!

 

Not me. I've had Britain's Gnarls Barkley's new rock song
"Crazy" in my head for two days now.

---
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you
think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/128787/Gnarls+Barkley+-+Crazy.html

 

"I checked my spelling. Why do I have a noise? My car wants to **** Billy
Idol?"

What the hell are you trying to say?
8 gramatical errors just to say that "My car is idling poorly?"

What is sad is your lack of language skills. Please PLEASE PLEASE find
an eleven year old who isn't a retard to help you compose a few
sentences.

As is, your posts are too painfull to read to be worth bothering with
except to ask you to find an eleven year old to help you.

 

Ewww. Have you seen him lately? I'm sure he's related to Keith Richards.

Oh, don't be so serious. I wrote that mess as a joke.

I was parodying all the lousy spelling, awful punctuation and horrid
sentence structure that seems to be so common on Usenet.

 

Your joke seems to have fallen flat, because your parody was too real. I
myself saved your original posting, as an example of some of the half wits
who shouldn't be allowed to drive a car, let alone post about it on Usenet.
I refrained from posting a sarcastic reply because of some sixth sense, or
because of a feeling of "why bother?" after trying for too long to convince
too many of these slack jawed yokels to follow the norms of our culture.
Maybe being an idiot is now the norm?

Earle

 

Sort of like HL Mencken's bathtub hoax?

LOL! I did it well, didn't I? I tried to put as many of the most common
spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors into as small a space as
possible.

Just remember, all those idiots...can vote...

 

I have always been a proponent of a basic intelligence/civic test being
a prerequisite in order to vote. But, "they" (the authorities) seem to
have other ideas on governance...

JT

(Raised when 2 + 2 = 4!)