Honda Factory BS

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by Knut, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. Knut

    Knut Guest

    On February 15th - my birthday - I was driving down to Florida on I95.
    Somewhere in South Carolina near Timmonsville at about 1AM, I made an
    ill-fated mistake. While I was at a gas station I decided to check the
    oil level in my Civic, and it was a little low; so I get some oil and
    start pouring it and this Jamaican guy comes up to me and starts talking
    to me about how he likes the way I drive because it keeps him awake. It
    was hard to understand him with his accent, and I was too busy
    concentrating on him and wasn't paying enough attention to the problem
    at hand. Anyways, I closed the hood and drove off, not realizing that I
    didn't put the oil cap back on.

    So I'm driving down I95S while I finally realize, OH SHIT I FORGOT MY
    OIL CAP. I pulled over at the first exit I could find and popped the
    hood. There was oil everywhere and the cap was nowhere to be found. I
    had to plug it with something because I had a long way to go, and
    waiting til morning was not an option since I had an emergency to tend
    to down in Florida, so I used the ONLY thing I could which was a wrapped
    up piece of cardboard. Now I had a piece of cardboard in the hole that's
    supposed to have an oil cap. I can't imagine what that extra paper fiber
    and such has done, getting into my oil and doing who-knows-what to my
    bearings and every other metal-to-metal connection in the engine.

    A few miles down the road, I see "Honda Way" at Timmonsville, and the
    big Honda factory off the side of the interstate. I figured I'd pull
    over and see if I could get some help. When I pulled up to the guard
    station at the outside of the factory, I was met by this black lady with
    short hair. I asked her if she could please help me acquire an oil cap,
    and I'd be willing to pay just about ANYTHING for the help, but she just
    replied that "We don't sell car parts" with a snotty attitude and told
    me to drive down the interstate to the nearest Exxon station. Gee...
    thanks. I ended up driving the next 450 miles with my ghetto cardboard
    oil cap and my fairly-new engine is probably almost ruined. You can't
    tell me that they didn't have probably thousands of oil caps in that
    factory. This part that costs them a few dollars could've saved me
    thousands, but they don't have the courtesy to go a LITTLE out of their
    way to help a loyal customer? And to think I would've paid anything for
    that cap. It's disgusting.
     
    Knut, Feb 17, 2006
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  2. Knut

    Elle Guest

    Just my opinion, but shucks no a factory is not an ordinary retail business
    and certainly not in the small hours of the morning.

    How's the engine sound right now? You never got the low oil pressure light
    on, right?

    If you have nothing but a greasy engine exterior, and have since found a
    suitable cap, then change the oil a couple of times (for peace of mind),
    clean up the engine (cover electrical parts with plastic wrap), and forget
    about this.

    Enjoy your Honda. :)
     
    Elle, Feb 17, 2006
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  3. Knut

    Knut Guest

    Just my opinion, but shucks no a factory is not an ordinary retail
    Sure, they're not a regular business, but we're talking about something so
    small yet so important; something that could've been easily replaced to
    avoid major problems.
    I never got the oil light but the engine does sound odd. I hear a noise
    that sounds like a valve ticking or something, the kind of thing I normally
    hear when the engine's cold, only the noise persists now and doesn't go
    away. I'm sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
     
    Knut, Feb 17, 2006
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  4. Knut

    Knut Guest

    Maybe your server has strict filtering... here's what I posted...


    On February 15th - my birthday - I was driving down to Florida on I95.
    Somewhere in South Carolina near Timmonsville at about 1AM, I made an
    ill-fated mistake. While I was at a gas station I decided to check the
    oil level in my Civic, and it was a little low; so I get some oil and
    start pouring it and this Jamaican guy comes up to me and starts talking
    to me about how he likes the way I drive because it keeps him awake. It
    was hard to understand him with his accent, and I was too busy
    concentrating on him and wasn't paying enough attention to the problem
    at hand. Anyways, I closed the hood and drove off, not realizing that I
    didn't put the oil cap back on.

    So I'm driving down I95S while I finally realize, OH SH*T I FORGOT MY
    OIL CAP. I pulled over at the first exit I could find and popped the
    hood. There was oil everywhere and the cap was nowhere to be found. I
    had to plug it with something because I had a long way to go, and
    waiting til morning was not an option since I had an emergency to tend
    to down in Florida, so I used the ONLY thing I could which was a wrapped
    up piece of cardboard. Now I had a piece of cardboard in the hole that's
    supposed to have an oil cap. I can't imagine what that extra paper fiber
    and such has done, getting into my oil and doing who-knows-what to my
    bearings and every other metal-to-metal connection in the engine.

    A few miles down the road, I see "Honda Way" at Timmonsville, and the
    big Honda factory off the side of the interstate. I figured I'd pull
    over and see if I could get some help. When I pulled up to the guard
    station at the outside of the factory, I was met by this black lady with
    short hair. I asked her if she could please help me acquire an oil cap,
    and I'd be willing to pay just about ANYTHING for the help, but she just
    replied that "We don't sell car parts" with a snotty attitude and told
    me to drive down the interstate to the nearest Exxon station. Gee...
    thanks. I ended up driving the next 450 miles with my ghetto cardboard
    oil cap and my fairly-new engine is probably almost ruined. You can't
    tell me that they didn't have probably thousands of oil caps in that
    factory. This part that costs them a few dollars could've saved me
    thousands, but they don't have the courtesy to go a LITTLE out of their
    way to help a loyal customer? And to think I would've paid anything for
    that cap. It's disgusting.
     
    Knut, Feb 17, 2006
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  5. Original post seems to be missing. Hmmm.
     
    'Curly Q. Links', Feb 17, 2006
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  6. Knut

    Larry J. Guest

    If it hadn't been 1am, with only a guard at the plant, you probably
    could have gotten to someone to help you.

    Just bad luck...
     
    Larry J., Feb 17, 2006
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  7. Knut

    Elle Guest

    Hm. It's hard to imagine how a little cardboard material, deriving perhaps
    from your temporary fix, would cause serious problems. And the cardboard was
    wrapped in... ?

    The engine at most pulses gases into the valve cover area: In, out, etc. So
    it's not like it would constantly suck the cardboard down there. I assume it
    was soaked with oil 450 miles or so later when you finally replaced it.

    I think I'd just do those oil changes and have an independent import shop do
    a valve lash check and adjust, telling them what happened with the oil fill
    cap.

    Not that the valve lash somehow is out of whack because of this mishap. Like
    you say, the ticking it happening all the time. Rather, it gets the
    technicians under the valve cover and subsequently checking things there.

    It's hard for me to believe this would cause a serious mal-lubrication
    problem, even if driving for 450 miles. That wrapped up piece of cardboard
    stayed put, right?

    Maybe clean up your PCV valve and connecting pipes, too. That valve can
    click with irregular flow. I am using carburetor cleaner on it lately. The
    carb cleaner can says to use it on PCV systems, too. I have also used PB
    Blaster on the PCV valve.

    I dumped some STP gas treatment in my fuel system (twice!) a few months ago
    and probably should have done an oil change within two weeks, 'cause now it
    seems to be fouling my PCV valve (not seriously, but definitely
    noticeably--little waxy carbony oily specks). My mileage is down a bit, too,
    even for winter driving.

    For the record, how many years and miles on this Civic?

    Updates welcome. Hopefully your obviously careful followup will prove this
    to be inconsequential.
     
    Elle, Feb 17, 2006
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  8. Knut

    Knut Guest

    On the Civic are 223k, but on the engine are approx 40k. I think you may be
    onto something about the PCV. I did notice that the rear of my car had
    accumulated an odd black stain, I suppose from burnt oil, and although the
    oil light did not come on, the oil reserve was nearly empty by the time I
    got to Florida.
     
    Knut, Feb 17, 2006
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  9. Knut

    Elle Guest

    What do you mean by "the rear"? The rear of the engine compartment? The rear
    where the exhaust pipe ends?

    This is probably beyond my Honda experience. Maybe someone else will spot
    something.

    That PCV valve should cost under $25 from the dealer. If it's never been
    replaced before, maybe just go for it. Its spring does wear with time. Add
    something that may foul the oil system, and it may wear sooner, rather than
    later.

    Depending on which Honda Civic model you have, one can disconnect the pipe
    to the PCV valve, put one's finger over its inlet (or in some cases,
    outlet), and one should hear it operate (click!). No click, no good. A
    click, maybe good, maybe not.

    Again, just a theory.
    I had an emergency repair in 2002 which required the tech to remove the
    valve cover. The kid put it back on in a rush and, I later discovered,
    twisted its gasket so the seal was improper. A few weeks later I was under
    the hood for something routine and noticed the engine's exterior covered
    with oil. I checked the oil and it was below the low mark. But I'd never had
    the low oil pressure warning light come on.

    Something like 35k miles and three years later, my engine has been running
    fine.

    So I think there's enough "reserve" in the oil lube system that one need
    only worry, as far as oil quantity is concerned, if the oil pressure light
    comes on.

    Elle
    Original owner, 1991 Civic, 174k miles.
     
    Elle, Feb 17, 2006
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  10. Knut

    TeGGeR® Guest


    Ditto to all of above.
     
    TeGGeR®, Feb 17, 2006
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  11. Knut

    Eric Guest

    Have a mechanic check out the engine. In my experience, driving with low
    oil for an extended period of time can damage the engine. This was
    especially true for older models where the camshaft lobes would get worn.
    It could explain the valve ticking that you're hearing now.

    Eric
     
    Eric, Feb 17, 2006
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  12. I'm with Elle and TeGGeR; I doubt there was any identifiable damage.

    I had an engine suffer from oil starvation many years ago when the filter
    split a seam, and the oil light didn't come on until I pulled off the
    freeway to see why there was a cloud of smoke following me. There was a very
    noticable swishing sound, like a whattayacallit brush on a drum, that didn't
    come from the valve cover and turned into a clear rod knock by the end of
    the week. But if you didn't even have the light when you idled I expect
    you're okay.

    Pilots speak of their engines being "auto-rough in clouds" and I think
    that's the deal with the ticking - a valve sound you just didn't notice
    before, and now your nerves are on edge.

    Mike
     
    Michael Pardee, Feb 17, 2006
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  13. Knut

    jim beam Guest

    Knut wrote:
    <snip>

    translation: it's my own fault. i feel bad. i want to blame someone
    else so i can feel better.

    you want sympathy? wait your turn.

    bottom line is, as everyone else is saying, there's probably not much
    amiss. just drive the car. if there's a problem down the road, it'll
    be an [expensive] lesson on paying attention. bet you don't do it
    again. and if you /do/ do it again, stop, call aaa and get a tow home.

    last thing, do NOT get the engine compartment steam cleaned. it can
    ruin electrical connections, contaminate brake fluid and cause multiple
    other reliability issues. clean with gunk and a gentle stream from a
    garden hose. replace belts if contaminated. replace brake fluid as a
    precaution.
     
    jim beam, Feb 18, 2006
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  14. Knut

    Knut Guest

    Actually, I am admitting fault here, and I'm not blaming Honda for my
    problem. That's not the issue. The problem is they didn't even put a breath
    of effort into even attempting to help, and that makes me rather angry.
     
    Knut, Feb 18, 2006
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  15. Knut

    Knut Guest

    and if you /do/ do it again, stop, call aaa and get a tow home.

    And if you're 450 miles from home, getting a tow home is going to cost an
    arm and a leg, and that wasn't an option to begin with. My mother suffered
    from a stroke and I was trying to get to Florida in a big hurry to see her.
    I didn't want to be waiting in another state all night over something so
    simple as an oil cap.
     
    Knut, Feb 18, 2006
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  16. Knut

    Brian Smith Guest

    Considering that a security guard has no power what- so-ever, or even work
    directly for Honda. You have no beef with Honda. The guard probably did as
    much as she was permitted to do per the company procedures.
     
    Brian Smith, Feb 18, 2006
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  17. You didn't put a breath of effort into helping yourself.

    You claim a piece of cardboard was the ONLY thing you could use to make
    a makeshift oil cap and that's silly. On I 95 there are about a zillion
    plastic soda bottles and other assorted types of discarded litter, very
    simple to fashion a good makeshift oil cap from something discarded or
    even something you had.

    Then you drove 450 miles? Are you saying that in 450 miles there was
    not one Wal-Mart or other store or service station where you could have
    bought something to use for an oil cap? I don't get that part of the
    story at all. I realize you were in a hurry, but it would have taken
    maybe 10 minutes to stop. I'm sure you stopped to go to the bathroom,
    get a bottle of soda or coffee, etc. You took the time to go to the
    Honda factory, you could have taken the time to stop elsewhere.
     
    trestonklease, Feb 18, 2006
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  18. But she was black!

    I don't know what that has to do with anything, but the OP felt the
    need to let everyone know the guard was an African-American.

    I wonder what her version of the story is?

    "Last night I was working my shift and some crazy dude shows up out of
    nowhere at 1am wanting to buy an oil cap for his car". "Seriously, he
    drives right up to the gate and asks me to sell him an oil cap, he
    thinks because it's a Honda factory I can just run in and grab an oil
    cap for him. Oh yeah, we got hundreds of oil caps, but ther're all
    attached to engines! Bwahahaha! What does he think this is Autozone?
    Come on, I told him to go to the Exxon station but he seemed kind of
    pissed but that's all I could do since I'm just a security guard and
    have strict orders. Now if it was Denzel Washington, I would have given
    him the oil cap off of my own car, but since he looked more like Carrot
    Top..."
     
    trestonklease, Feb 18, 2006
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  19. Knut

    Knut Guest

    wrote in
    Alright, dude. I can see you're a smart ass. I hope something similar
    happens to you in the future. And no, a plastic bottle cap is not going
    to work to plug the hole that is much larger. And what good is it going
    to do to stop at a wal-mart? If they don't have a honda oil cap, what
    good is it going to do? The cardboard I had worked as good as anything
    else I could have bought and wasted my money on BESIDES an actual OIL
    CAP. And I'm sure they have countless amounts of these at the factory
    that aren't being used at the moment. You're a fucking jerk, you know
    that?
     
    Knut, Feb 18, 2006
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  20. Knut

    Seth Guest

    Yes, and with that attitude I'm just as surprised as the next guy that a
    security guard that doesn't work for Honda, at 1am didn't go looking for one
    to accommodate you.
     
    Seth, Feb 18, 2006
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