Proper oil level checking

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by Cameo, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. Cameo

    Seth Guest


    But if the oil was mid-way between min and max, why would you top it off?
    Midway between those 2 levels is perfect.

    I still with what the handbook says. It was written by people who know a
    hell of a lot more than me or anonymous Internet posters about how the car
    was designed and under what conditions those marks were calibrated for.
     
    Seth, Sep 11, 2009
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    jim beam Guest

    good one!
     
    jim beam, Sep 11, 2009
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    Wade Guest

    When is that new 2010 Honda tractor coming out?? hehe

    BTW, we are fortunate to have such a thread as this ... just think
    about those poor guys with Mercedes, BMW's, etc that have no dipstick
    at all. They will only be able to discuss the computer and its
    calculation of oil level, life remainging, etc.
     
    Wade, Sep 11, 2009
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  4. Cameo

    jim beam Guest

    rhetorical question! of course they don't know - they haven't read the
    owners manual!

    i find this bullshit fascinating - here we are, with literally
    generations of alleged gearheads that have no disagreement about the
    correct method of measurement dipping some detroit dinosaur's automatic
    transmission i.e. whether it's with the engine running or not. but when
    it comes to a honda, for reasons i simply cannot understand, all
    sensibility leaves, and they fall over themselves to present themselves
    as experts that know better then the guys that designed and tested the
    car [over literally millions of miles] or wrote the owners manual. and
    let's ignore the fact that provided the oil levels are within the common
    usage bands, the actual precise micrometer measurement of oil level is
    simply a fredly form of masturbation. just like ignorants changing
    their oil every 3000 miles - no science, simply recreation.
     
    jim beam, Sep 11, 2009
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  5. Cameo

    jim beam Guest

    frankly, that's the way it should be. the computer can be relied on -
    "my grandpop used to do it this way, so i'm doing it this way too"
    usenet ignorants cannot.
     
    jim beam, Sep 11, 2009
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    E. Meyer Guest

    OK. I give up. As much as I hate to admit it, I agree with Beam - this is
    a retarded thread.
     
    E. Meyer, Sep 11, 2009
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  7. Cameo

    jim beam Guest

    it's retarded because some people [like you] don't want to learn. all
    this "I've been driving for 45 years and have yet to encounter a car
    with a dipstick calibrated in that way" bullshit is completely ignorant
    of the facts. just open the freakin' manual and learn what the freakin'
    manufacturer has taken the trouble to write down for you. any reading
    that is /not/ taken in accordance with the manufacturer spec is WRONG.
    if you measure with the vehicle on a slope, it's WRONG. if you measure
    with the engine running, it's WRONG. if you measure cold, it's WRONG.
    again, open the manual and LEARN how that manufacturer wants you to do
    it RIGHT.
     
    jim beam, Sep 11, 2009
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  8. Cameo

    Elle Guest

    Yessir. Love those (relatively new) snail mail oil tests, along with
    onboard monitors on newer cars, proving the myth of the necessity of
    the 3k mile oil change.

    I am still chuckling about Wade's query on the 2010 Honda tractor. I
    think the levity goes hand-in-hand with the rest of the silliness
    here. ;-)
     
    Elle, Sep 12, 2009
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    Keith W Guest

    I can only repeat (and rely) on personal experience built up over 50 years
    of owning and servicing my own vehicles. I accept what you say but I don't
    necessarily have to follow or agree with it. It works for me and that is
    my main concern. The only other point that I would add is that the vehicle
    had been serviced by Trident Honda in Ottershaw only a week or so previous
    to my check and they would have put in the correct amount of oil. Whilst
    the oil showed a level midway between min and max after stopping the engine
    and standing for the aforementioned three to four minutes (actually it was
    nearer fifteen), it showed smack on max the next morning. You may call it
    superstitious bullshit but it would have resulted in overfilling had I
    followed it.
     
    Keith W, Sep 12, 2009
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  10. Cameo

    jim beam Guest

    it's not "overfilling"!!!! dude, please try to understand, any reading
    that is /not/ taken per the owners manual is not correct. there's a
    massive difference in oil level between the correct and incorrect way to
    read a detroit auto transmission level, but you wouldn't try to are that
    they're both right would you?

    this is why the manufacturer spends the time and money providing you
    with a manual. if you didn't need it because all your 1950
    superstitions were relevant, it wouldn't be necessary!
     
    jim beam, Sep 12, 2009
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    jim beam Guest

    correction: "argue"
     
    jim beam, Sep 12, 2009
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    Seth Guest


    But HOW would it have resulted in over-filling? If the reading was between
    min and max, why would you add anything?

    Where does it say you should add oil when observing a midway reading? You
    only add at min or below.
     
    Seth, Sep 12, 2009
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    Keith W Guest

    I am not arguing either way. Simply saying that I will use the method I
    have always used. I see what you are saying about the manual but I still
    come back to the fact that the oil only reaches the full mark when it has
    stood for a long time. The undeniable fact is that I only got that reading
    by leaving it. I think we will have to agree to disagree on this one
    because my own experience of my Honda makes me regard the manual, however
    expertly written and well meant, as questionable on this point. Curiously,
    the manual for our other car, a Peugeot 406, advises checking the oil
    before the car is started and warns that checking when the car has recently
    been used will give inaccurate readings.
     
    Keith W, Sep 12, 2009
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    Keith W Guest


    Where does it say that you shouldn't? I suspect that many people, having
    taken a reading on the garage forecourt and finding it halfway down to the
    minimum, would indeed put more in to avoid it dropping too far. You may
    know that you should only add at the min level but the average motorist
    would probably regard halfway down as needing a top up.
     
    Keith W, Sep 12, 2009
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    Seth Guest


    Maybe it's a logic issue then. I see no reason to add when it's "between
    the lines". If I was supposed to add when it's below the "max" line, then
    the shaded area between the lines would be labeled "add oil" while the line
    below min would be labeled "holy crap that's low".

    I see max and say to myself, stay away from there cause you could go over.
    Between the lines is the "perfect medium". Not too high, not too low.
     
    Seth, Sep 12, 2009
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    jim beam Guest

    dude, that's not "full". that's "been standing a long time". "full" is
    when it's at the top mark a couple of minutes after switch off. like it
    says in the book.

    so how do you dip the transmission on a detroit vehicle? what reading
    do you "believe"?

    that's because /that/ vehicles system is calibrated that way - the honda
    is not!!! that's why you need to do it the way it says in the book!!!
     
    jim beam, Sep 12, 2009
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    Keith W Guest

    Then why have a Max marking when the level is supposed to go above that
    later on? Surely that is a nearly Max mark, which makes no sense at all.
    I haven't the foggiest idea what a Detroit vehicle is. I assume you are
    referring to automatic transmission which is rare over here as we mainly use
    manual gearboxes. You check the oil in those by crawling underneath the
    vehicle and squirting oil into the filler hole (which is in the side of the
    box) until it starts to run out. Simple but your back aches afterwards.
    Which leaves the question of why, when it had only a few days before been
    serviced by a reputable Honda agent, does it reach the Max mark only after
    standing for a longer time. By that reckoning it should be above the mark
    by then.

    To be honest, I don't think, from what we have discussed, that it makes that
    much difference. Next time I am at the agents I will quiz them on it.

    I am not trying to be bloody minded. I am, more than anything, puzzled why
    Honda should be different to every other car I have owned. I have also
    seen the problems that can be caused by over filling, something to be
    avoided like the plague.

    Keith
     
    Keith W, Sep 13, 2009
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  18. Cameo

    jim beam Guest

    it makes sense if you read the manual!!! the whole point of measuring
    /anything/ is that you're able to do so in a way that is not only
    accurate, but consistent. you don't use a rubber tape measure for this
    reason. you get much more consistency measuring oil level at full
    working temp, on level ground, a couple of minutes after shutdown - just
    like it says in the honda book! all other readings, as you have proven,
    are arbitrary and INCONSISTENT.

    jeepers. logic. get some..

    the point is, detroit transmissions typically require dipping with the
    pump working. if you dip with the engine off, the level is /way/ above
    the mark. you have to dip according to instructions to get it right!

    have you ever considered the possibility that it's because they actually
    know what they're doing???

    like avoiding the owners manual like the plague?
     
    jim beam, Sep 13, 2009
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