Undercar light makes my ride hot

Even though I am not Puerto Rican, I do enjoy some good neon underlighting on
an automobile. In addition to my Badonkadonk, I also drive a '98 Chevy
Malibu. The Malibu is a very sexy ride, I am told by women and men alike. I
bought the LiteGlow Low Glow Radicolor Undercar Kit in order to customize my
sweet, sweet Malibu, which gets an astonishing 16 miles per gallon.

The kit was surprisingly easy to install. It took me about fifty minutes to
transform my ride from an ordinary sedan into a lovemobile. I added four
hundred pounds of cinder blocks to the trunk, and suddenly you would swear
that I was from San Juan.

My only complaint is that the underlighting does not pulsate in time with my
stereo.

 

Huh? You didn't get the Pulsater?

You can't be that stupid and still exist on a day to day basis. Well maybe
you are.

 

Oh, that's easy to do...

Just swap your origianl battery for one with a rating of 4Ah or less.

Parking at the top of a hill would be recommended to aid starting.

Dodgy.

 

Idiot or just troll? You decide!

 

^^^^^
I think those women might be
transvestites.

 

I find a nodding dog on the rear parcel shelf makes up for the lack of
pulsation.

You used to be able to get nodding dogs with eyes that lit up with your
brake lights, but these may not be available any longer.

 

I have been reading your guys posts for about 2 weeks now.. you tell it like
it is, I like that keep up the good work .. how many stupid questions do you
get like this one LOL Dean

 

Undercar lighting makes your car look stupid. Period.

 

All that badonkadonking probably loosened a screw holding a power wire
to your lights.
Find your loose screw and you'll solve your problem.

 

"I have been reading your guys posts for about 2 weeks now.. you tell it
like it is, I like that keep up the good work .. how many stupid questions
do you get like this one LOL Dean"

Just look for the name "Bob Wald" and the stupid questions (and the ever-so
frequent stupid comments) will follow.

Tony


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2001 Nissan Maxima SE Anniversary Edition
Clarion DRZ9255 Head Unit, Phoenix Gold ZX475ti, ZX450 and Xenon X1200.1
Amplifiers, Dynaudio System 360 Tri-Amped In Front and Focal 130HCs For Rear
Fill, Image Dynamics IDMAX10 D4 v.3 Sub

2001 Chevy S10 ZR2
Pioneer DEH-P9600MP Head Unit, Phoenix Gold Ti500.4 Amp, Focal 165HC
Speakers & Image Dynamics ID8 D4 v.3 Sub

 

No. Say it's not true.

 

Perhaps the Troll likes "Automatic Trannies"??????

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Donald Rumsfeld: "If you're asking if there's a direct
link between 9/11 and Iraq, the answer is no."
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4865948/

On May 01, 2003, President Bush declared that,
"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended."

"I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain --
I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the
interesting thing about being the president.
Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they
say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody
an explanation. "
- George "Dubya" Bush

 

Nah, manual all the way!

 

TROLL