What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car?

I think I might have dated the same chick. She dropped her drawers
and the rearview mirror melted.

 

Ya can't sue, somebody already beat ya to it. That is why Mickey D's
Coffee Cups have the Danger Hot Contents label on em.

 

Nanner=nanner there Bill. If you want your shit pre-censored go pick
up a newspaper or something.

 

A 2 gallon can fresh cowmilk under the floor carpet. In my dad's car.Nobody,
even my mum, did sit in the car for a year. Only dad himself, but he has a
year-round hay-fiver and smell nothing.
J++

 

Well, there was the time when Monica Lewinski was in the car, but those
stains were mostly on her dress. It was a blue one, strapless if I remember
right. Damn thing smelled like a cigar ...

 

Molybdenum grease, or other dark greases, used for lubricating door hinges.
It is tough to get that
crap out.

So tough, that when I get pissed because people walk past my vehicle in the
parking lot, and hit
my mirrors, I tend to think, "What if I smeared moly on the outside of my
mirrors?" No, I havent
done it, but sometimes I feel like it.

 

My comment was not about external censoring. It was about people who
lack internal standards. But I guess since they lack that internal
compass, I should not expect them to know anything about discretion.

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
address with the letter 'x')

 

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My sister accidentally left a cabbage in the trunk after a trip to the
grocery store. They didn't remember that it was in there until a couple
of weeks later, after it had completely liquefied in the hot trunk.
What a smell!

 

While that maybe a smell, it ain't a stain. Now for that really fresh
scent ya can't beat Cat Piss!

 

Nicely put, sir !

Dave Milne, Scotland

 

For smell, nothing I've experienced comes close to what happened when a high
school buddy caught his girl making it with another guy parked out on the
overlook one night. He caught a skunk and tossed it in the car with them -
had trouble even getting the wrecker to haul that car away.

 

Well there ya go, ya figured out all by yourself. Now all you have to
do is learn to deal with it and all will be right with the universe.
You'll do what you want to do, and others what they want. Isn't that
just lovely?

 

Yeah - it's lovely until I say something that offends you, then you'd
have something to say - that's the dishonesty of your "anything goes"
philosophy. And I bet I could come up with something that would offend
you, though I'd have to dig deep. But I won't play that game.

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
address with the letter 'x')

 

Thats her!!

 

MMMMMM. saurkraut...

 

The problem ,young sir, is not with those that read some of this drivel....
The problem is with those that feel the need to write it. The world isn't
fair.... there is no "rose garden" guarranteed to any of us....

Suck it up, princess... the world is going to operate on reality and not
political correctitude (but mommy - he hurt my feelings!!). Out in the wild,
the coyote will bait it's prey... the wolf will overwhelm it and the bear
will outrun it..... "Civilization" is no different - except we have opposed
thumbs.

You cannot pass of your failings on to others... it is up to you to learn
about what you endeavour.... YOU have responsibilty for the events in your
life.... If you f*ck up... it is your concern... not mine... not Bills...
not anybodies....

After you take a crap... you must wipe your own ass....

Sign me "sick and tired of all this liberal dick sucking behaviour.... "
Let's take a break and look at reality for a change.

 

Not young, and this is an unmoderated forum. Therefore, hence & ipso
facto I do.

Suck what up? Have no desire to suck in any direction.

Ah yes my life I do, yours on the other hand, I couldn't give a rats
ass about if I tried.

Must I? You have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?

Well if you don't like sucking on a dick, why ya do it?